Tuesday, July 22, 2008

So bad, even 911truth is embarrassed of it!

Now that a museum guard has come forward six years after the fact to announce that he definitely saw Mohammed Atta at the Oklahoma City Bombing Memorial five days before 9/11, we can say rest assured that the official story has been laid to rest.

By the way, this "revelation" - by a "guard" who is anonymous, as are all of the other "sources" in this circus of the bizarre that has an Oklahoma City Bombing conspiracy theorist stumbling upon DA TROOF OF 911 through a network of bizarre claims, nonsensical evidence, and open contradictions of reality that makes most of us want to either laugh or cry.

Here's what they say happened. Mohammed Atta and four guys walk into a bar and start a fight in Oklahoma - at the same time as all of the evidence puts them halfway across the country: for example, the trail of video and credit receipts that has him buying a utility knife from Wal-Mart on August 30th. The investigator decides these five guys starting a brawl (per the recollection of a couple of regular barflys, "released" almost a decade later) are Mohammed Atta and four of the other hijackers.

Then a couple of days after 9/11, of course, the investigator decides that these same people come back to a bar in Oklahoma later - because after being pawns in what would be the most elaborate conspiracy ever, of course, the best way to keep things under wraps is to go start another fight in a bar you had just previously visited. Also, of course, these same guys were all positively identified in the wreckage of 9/11.

So, no guys, you're wrong. Sorry. Two guys who may not even exist wait seven years to tell an investigator who for all intents and purposes has done absolutely no investigating of any kind that seven years ago they saw five tan guys in a bar that may or may not exist (the author calls it one "frequented by cops and spooks," because apparently Oklahoma is the espionage capitol of the world) who they think are the guys who had died two days prior to that event they recalled seven years later...

Or not.

Here's what happens next on 911truth.org: right after this piece is written, three complete puff pieces - one hollow pep talk, one glorified trackback from another Blog, and one block quote from an interview with Dennis Kucinich that they'd already covered a week earlier. Clearly, these guys are embarrassed of this piece. Clearly, they just wanted to get it out of the way. Here's to the enduring hilarity, incompetence, and general shooting-oneself-in-the-foot-iveness of the 9/11 truth movement and its fading capitol, 911truth.org.

3 comments:

James Rideout said...

Some supposed museam guard all these years later and I'm supposed to take your word for it? You who believe the 911 Ommission Report? Oh and how dare we question what our leaders tell us? Oh and FUCK YOU! You will never get a New World Order scum!

James Rideout said...

I'd believe any conspiracy site over the Washington Post. Nice "sources". Even if Loose Change was 100% fabricated,which it is not, it at least gets people to think. Now fuck off and go back to sucking Google's Dick.

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